The Elephant Who Broke Every Chair

Title: The Elephant Who Broke Every Chair
Artist: Little Lesson Band
Release Year: 2025
Album: Animals
ISRC: QT6ED2586367
ASCAP: 933908146

There was a big ol’ elephant, so round and wide
He tried to sit on a chair CRACK! oh my
He wiggled and he giggled, he gave it a go
But snap! went the legs and down he’d go

Oh no! said the elephant, What did I do
I only wanted a seat, just like you
He tried and he tried, but it wasn’t fair
Every time he sat down, he broke the chair

He sat on a red one CRUNCH! oh dear
He sat on a blue one Oops! Disappear
He sat on a green one, and it went splat
The chairs all ran away when he came imagine that

Oh no! said the elephant, What did I do
I only wanted a seat, just like you!
He tried and he tried, but it wasn’t fair
Every time he sat down, he broke the chair

Then one kind friend had a brilliant plan
She brought a big pillow yes, she sure can
Fluffy and soft, oh what a sight
Try this, Mr. Elephant it just might be right

He sat on the pillow bounce, bounce, squeak
He smiled so wide from cheek to cheek
Now he sits at the table, proud and tall
With all of his friends, the happiest of all

Hooray! said the elephant, Look at me
I’m sitting just fine, so happily
No chairs are broken, no legs in the air
Just one big elephant, comfy there